Re:WATPA: FW: If AOL built car

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Date: Mon Mar 20 2000 - 03:18:59 EST

I would like you to remove my name out of your mailing list(WATPA).
But I don't know how to do it. Please let me know.

Seiko Shirai

> Thanks to everyone who came to our meeting last night. For those of you who stayed for the business part of the meeting, I thought you might appreciate the AOL humor below.
> Regards,
> Norm
> ----------
> If AOL built cars:
> 1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.
> 2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.
> 3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.
> 4. The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
> 5. AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it's the NEW model.
> 6. Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason.
> 7. The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots'a pretty colors and lights.
> 8. The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.
> 9. Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.
> 10. If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.
> 11. The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.
> 12. AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
> 13. AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
> 14. Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples' AOL cars stall just for fun.
> 15. It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
> 16. AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.
> 17. Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age?
> 18. It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.
> 19. AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.
> 20. AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.
> 21. Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "Good-Bye."

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