Rules for eating

  1. Eat before you're hungry. -- bicyclist.

  2. Eat so you don't get hungry. -- Goldie Schumacher, Wisconsin farm wife.

  3. Who says you have to be hungry to eat? -- Cecelia Johnson, Goldie's daughter.

    Source: Cecelia Johnson, responding to comparison of wisdom regarding when to eat from Goldie and from bicyclists. Posted 27 December 2002. Links fixed, 7 Feburary 2007.