I'm cruising down the LIE (that's the Long Island Expressway to you out of towners) on my way to work today and I passed an amusing truck. The sap owning it had rigged the whole thing up with all the finest redneck accessories; I couldn't tell for sure if the gun rack was there from the road. Anyway, he had some stuff painted on the outside, including the following statement in large letters on the back:
"It's hard to be humble when your the best"
You know, even if somebody explained it to him, I doubt he'd appreciate the irony.