Subject: Rudolph the Anti-Spammer 
From: resn214@hotmail.com
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email

The latest in what's sure to be a series (collect 'em all!):


Rudolph the anti-spammer
Had a mallet made of wood
And when he found abusers
He would whack 'em really good

All of the bulk mail lusers
Lost accounts so frequently
They never could convince him
That he should "just hit delete"

So when servers crashed from spam
Sysadmins would say:
"Rudolph with your LART so bad,
 Won't you whack these spammers 'nads?"

All of the Internet users
Sent their thanks so gratefully
To Rudolph the anti-spammer
And friends at N.A.N-A.E.


Mark Roberts