From: HOTRESUME.COM <#highfld@computek.net>
Newsgroups: alt.destroy.microsoft
Date: Tuesday, December 09, 1997 6:57 PM
Subject: 12 days of Microsoft Christmas



Please feel free to forward this to anyone who needs to get into the
Christmas spirit.

12 Days of Microsoft Christmas
by Gil Glass
(trust me, it's singable)

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Windows 95 for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six 4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 inits conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs and
Windows 95 for my PC

And now, the long awaited folow-up:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A Macintosh instead of a PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to

...hey, wait a minute, this thing works!

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