At long last, news! As of February 7, 2005, you can now order a paperback of this very book at It's Just Another Baby's Cafe Press Page!
I've wanted to publish this since I wrote it; but, alas, no publisher would touch it due to its incendiary subject matter. It took eight years, but Print On Demand has finally caught up with my budget ($0.00) to make this possible. Enjoy.
(Getting There Is All the Fun)
Sacrificing to the Fertility Goddess
Harking Back to Conception
(The First Trimester)
Legends and Old Mothers' Tales
What's Wrong With the Name ``Ute,'' Anyway?
The First Visit to the Doctor
What's That About Vitamin A and Folic Acid?
Baby's First Modelling Session
Interviewing the Hospital
Morning Sickness, the Father, and Other Discomforts
Baby's Making Noise Already
What to Wear, What to Wear
(The Second Trimester)
My Baby's A Thumb-Sucker!
Are Those Your Hormones or Are You Just Angry to See Me?
The Alien Baby
Then Something Scary Happens
And the Winner Is....
Just A Little Off the Tip, Please
Meet Dr. Bradley
Then Something Scary Happens, Again
(The Third Trimester)
Meet Dr. Lamaze
My Word, Honey, You're Enormous
Choosing a Pediatrician
Yet More Stuff